one might say we're banned from that church
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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