then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
You're earring is so big in my mouth
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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