i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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