at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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