eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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