And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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