I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just gift wrapped bread.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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