So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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