in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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