What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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