FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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