were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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