I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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