they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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