A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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