I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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