so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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