I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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