The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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