I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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