STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Need sex. Gaining weight.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
