his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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