Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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