i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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