he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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