thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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