Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Randomize
