is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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