some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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