That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
honey bunches of taint.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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