I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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