ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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