What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
40s are totally the cure
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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