let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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