Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
my poor anus
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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