We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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