It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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