Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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