hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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