u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
They are going to name an STD after you.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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