gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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