I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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