Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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