whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Randomize
