guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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