Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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