We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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