Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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