He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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