She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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