meet me or not, i'm out of control
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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